P.F.A.S.L. Boy Silhouette T-Shirt (Light)
For people who wear headphones everywhere.
The Juicy Stuff
Has anyone ever seen you and thought, “Wow, I should go talk to that interesting person wearing the headphones.”
Meanwhile, you’re just busy existing.
Great news! You can now communicate this entire emotional catastrophe without speaking!
This shirt is basically a warning label for people who wear headphones everywhere and avoid social contact like it’s against the law.
Maybe you listen to music everywhere. Maybe you’re listening to a podcast. Maybe you’re listening to your favourite music and pretending it’s the soundtrack for your life, even though you’re just walking to the grocery store to buy something mundane.
Maybe there’s absolutely nothing playing and the headphones are just there to keep strangers from discovering you.
Nobody knows. Nobody needs to know.
If a stranger says, “Excuse me, do you know...” you can simply continue walking and watch another potential social connection expeditiously evaporate.
Wear it to the grocery store. Wear it on the bus. Wear it while walking past someone you definitely could have become friends with if the moon had been in a different phase.
You’re not anti-social.
You’re protected from a social life.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Random Thoughts
- Email: random-thoughts-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
The Boring Stuff
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
P.F.A.S.L. Boy Silhouette T-Shirt (Light) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
